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For Established UK Physiotherapy Clinics

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The Realfunnels Patient System is the fastest way for an established physiotherapy clinic to add an extra £5,000 to £10,000 in monthly revenue. Watch the short video, then book your session below.

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45 minutes with Muhammad. No pitch, no pressure.

Trusted By Clinics Like Yours

Already filling calendars for established physio clinic owners

These are live systems, running right now, booking premium patients every week.

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Why This Is Different

If you’ve been burned before

Chances are you’ve worked with a marketing agency already. Here’s the difference.

What usually happens

  • They over promise on the sales call
  • They under deliver once you’ve paid
  • You get handed a spreadsheet of cold leads
  • You’re told to follow them up yourself
  • You’re left wondering where the money went

What we actually do

  • Build the ads, the funnel and the landing pages
  • Set up the automated follow up end to end
  • Run an AI booking agent that answers enquiries
  • Manage, optimise and scale the whole system
  • You just show up and treat the patients
Proof

Clinic owners who were exactly where you are

Same swing between too busy and too quiet. Here’s what changed for them.

★★★★★

“Our Cliniko Calendar Is Consistently Booked 2–3 Weeks In Advance”

Mick Fanning, Physio Performance
★★★★★

“6 New Appointments On Day 1”

Tom Nelson, Optimised Wellbeing
★★★★★

“Our Clients Love the New Website”

Aaron Briers, AB Sports Therapy
★★★★★

“A Targeted Funnel That Actually Delivers”

Will Stainer, Be Proactive Physiotherapy
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Book Your Free Strategy Session

45 minutes with Muhammad. No pitch, no pressure.

What You Get

The Patient System includes

We build the whole machine, then run it for you.

Ad creatives and scripts built only for physio clinics, so every pound speaks to your ideal patient.

A complete done-for-you funnel, from ad click to booked appointment.

Full automation across email, SMS and AI follow up, so no lead goes cold.

An AI booking agent answering enquiries around the clock.

A dedicated media buyer optimising daily, killing ads before they waste budget.

Bi-monthly strategy sessions with Muhammad, so results compound.

The Track Record

Five years. One industry.

No dentists, no gyms, no general business coaching. Only UK physiotherapy clinics.

5Years exclusively in UK physio
£50k+Invested refining the system
5,000+Premium patient bookings generated
100%Built, managed and scaled for you
Muhammad Zulqarnain
Who You’d Be Speaking With

Muhammad Zulqarnain

Founder, Real Funnels

Five years working with physiotherapy clinics across the UK, and nothing else. Just physio clinic owners who are serious about scaling.

This is not a pitch. It’s a strategy session. Whether we end up working together or not, you’ll leave knowing exactly what your path to consistent patient flow looks like.

Straight Talk

Who this is built for, and who it isn’t

It genuinely isn’t for everyone. Here’s the honest filter before you book.

This is for you if

  • You run an established physiotherapy clinic
  • You already have the team, the space and the reputation
  • What you haven’t cracked is consistent, predictable patient flow
  • Your months swing between too busy and worryingly quiet
  • You have a marketing budget and you want it to actually work

Not for you if

  • You haven’t opened your clinic yet
  • You have no capacity to take on more patients
  • You’re shopping for the cheapest option rather than the one that works
  • You want leads dropped in a spreadsheet for you to chase
  • You’re looking for a general agency, not a physio specialist
Check If Your Clinic Is A Fit

Free 45 minute session. You keep the roadmap either way.

Our Guarantee, In Writing

30 Premium Patient Bookings
In Your First 30 Days

Or you pay us nothing.

Not “results may vary”Not “we’ll try our best”

Thirty bookings. Thirty days. In writing. We only succeed when you do, and that is the deal.

Next Step

Book your free strategy session

45 minutes with Muhammad. He’ll map where your clinic is, where you want it, and what it takes to bridge the gap. You keep the roadmap either way.

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