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Your session with Muhammad is reserved. Before you speak, watch the short video below. He explains how the 45 minutes will run, what he’ll walk you through, and how to leave with a plan worth acting on.
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What actually happens on the call
Muhammad runs every session personally. No slide deck. No script. No pressure.
First
Where you are
How patients currently reach you, what’s quietly costing you money, and where the flow actually breaks.
Then
Where you want to be
Not vague ambitions. The patient volume and monthly revenue you want the clinic running at.
What it takes to get there
The gap, mapped. If you’re a fit, he’ll show you how we’d build it. If you’re not, the roadmap is yours.
Three things to do right now
The more prepared you turn up, the more you get out of those 45 minutes. All three take about two minutes.
Accept the calendar invite
Accept it now so the session locks into your calendar and the reminder fires on the day. If it isn’t in your inbox, check spam.
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Save our number
Add +44 7530 505799 to your contacts. If the link plays up on the day, this is how we reach you.
Have your numbers ready
Rough figures are fine. Monthly turnover, new patients each month, and where you want both of those to be.
Who You’d Be Speaking With
Muhammad Zulqarnain
Founder, Real Funnels
Five years working with physiotherapy clinics across the UK, and nothing else. No dentists, no gyms, no general business coaching. Just physio clinic owners who are serious about scaling.
This is not a pitch. It’s a strategy session. Whether we end up working together or not, you’ll leave knowing exactly what your path to consistent, predictable patient flow looks like.
Who this is built for, and who it isn’t
The Premium Patient System genuinely isn’t for everyone. Here’s the honest filter.
This is for you if
- You run an established physiotherapy clinic
- You already have the team, the space and the reputation
- What you haven’t cracked is consistent, predictable patient flow
- Your months swing between too busy and worryingly quiet
- You have a marketing budget and you want it to actually work
Not for you if
- You haven’t opened your clinic yet
- You have no capacity to take on more patients
- You’re shopping for the cheapest option rather than the one that works
- You want leads dropped in a spreadsheet for you to chase
- You’re looking for a general agency, not a physio specialist
If you’ve been burned before
Chances are you’ve worked with a marketing agency already. Here’s the difference.
What usually happens
- They over promise on the sales call
- They under deliver once you’ve paid
- You get handed a spreadsheet of cold leads
- You’re told to follow them up yourself
- You’re left wondering where the money went
What we actually do
- Build the ads, the funnel and the landing pages
- Set up the automated follow up end to end
- Run an AI booking agent that answers enquiries
- Manage, optimise and scale the whole system
- You just show up and treat the patients
The Track Record
Five years. One industry.
No dentists, no gyms, no general business coaching. Only UK physiotherapy clinics.
30 Premium Patient Bookings
In Your First 30 Days
Or you pay us nothing.
Not “results may vary”
Thirty bookings. Thirty days. In writing. We only succeed when you do, and that is the deal.
Before you ask
Am I going to be sold to for 45 minutes?
No. The Premium Patient System isn’t right for every clinic and Muhammad won’t pretend otherwise. If you’re a fit, he’ll show you exactly how it would work. If you’re not, you’ll walk away with complete clarity on what’s holding patient acquisition back.
Do I need to prepare anything?
Nothing formal. Rough numbers are fine: monthly turnover, new patients, and where you want those figures to be. Being somewhere quiet with a decent connection matters far more than exact numbers.
What if something comes up and I can’t make it?
Email [email protected] and we’ll move you. We’d rather you reschedule than miss it. Muhammad runs these personally so the slots are limited.
Clinic owners who were exactly where you are
Same swing between too busy and too quiet. Here’s what changed for them.
“Our Cliniko Calendar Is Consistently Booked 2–3 Weeks In Advance”
“A Targeted Funnel That Actually Delivers”
“6 New Appointments On Day 1”
“Our Clients Love the New Website”
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Results stated on this page are not typical. Outcomes depend on your clinic, market, capacity, budget and implementation.
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